A man rushed into an old furniture store. “What do yon want?” asked ire proprietor. “Is this a second-hand shop?” asked tho man. “ Can’t you sco it's a second-hand shop?” “Well, I want ono for my watch.” Mother (sternly): “Johnny, didn’t I tell you to come straight home from the barber’s shop?” Johnny; “Yes, ma.” Mother: “Thun why didn’t yon obey?” Johnny: “ 1 had to wait while grandma got her nock .shaved.” For Influenza Colds take Woods’ Qml Oursr-CAdrt.,!
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Evening Star, Issue 19000, 23 July 1925, Page 11
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79Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19000, 23 July 1925, Page 11
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