In hospital a patient was put on a diet of eggs and port. When the doctor asaed him how he liked his daily fare, he replied: “It would be all right, doctor, if the eggs were as new as the port and the jport fts ojd 99 the egg?.;'
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Evening Star, Issue 18717, 20 August 1924, Page 1
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49Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 18717, 20 August 1924, Page 1
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