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Evening Star, Issue 18159, 27 December 1922, Page 4

Struck by the notice “ Iron Sinks” in s, shop window, a wag went inside and said that lie was perfectly aware of the fact that “iron, sank” Alive to_ the occasion, the smart shopkeeper retaliated, z * lee, and time flies, but wine vaults/sulphur spring, jam'rolls, grass Slopes, music stands/ Niagara Falls, moonlight walks, sheep run, Kent hops, and holiday trips; scandal spreads, standard weights, India rubber tyres, the organ stops, the world goer round, trade returns, _ and——" But the visitor had bolted- After collecting his thoughts, he returned, and, showing his head at the doorway, shouted : “Yes, I agree with affl of that perfectly, and marble busts." The preacher had been strolling about tho links, and, wishing to drive home a small moral lesson, said mildly : “ I notice that the players who get the lowest scores are not those who swear." “ Whv the hell should they?” demanded the gloomy golfer as ho, du£ up eoma igaore tori, ,