THE REASON. The teacher had spent, forty minutes in trying to improve the tastes of her pupils in things literary and dramatic. “Now, children,” she said, at the end of the lesson, “which would you rather be Shakespeare or Charlie Chaplin?” They all voted for Shakespeare, except one little fellow. “And who would you rather bo, Peter? asked the teacher. “ Charlie Chaplin, miss.” “AVhy, pray?' 1 "’Cause ho ain’t dead, miss.” "Forewarned is forearmed.” Your best weapon against a bad cold is “NAZOL.” H will quickly and easily rout the enemy. Soh everywhere, Is Cd a bottle.—[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 18139, 1 December 1922, Page 7
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97Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 18139, 1 December 1922, Page 7
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