Parent (to visitor): “Yes, Johnny always eats more pie when we have visitors.” Visitor: “Indeed! And why is that, Johnny!” Johnny (promptly): “ Because that’s the only time wo have pie! ” Tramp (to butcher): “ Garn, do you moan to Hell me that you’ve cuts to suit all purses?” Butcher; “ Why, certainly, sir.” Tramp: “Then what have you got to suit an empty purse” Butcher: .The cold shoulder! ”• ’ Be emphatic. Insist on genuine “NAZOL.” Nothing like it for preventing or relieving coughs and colds. No cold is Naaal-jjropf, 60 dcS£S Is fxh—[AdviJ,.
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Evening Star, Issue 18044, 11 August 1922, Page 8
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90Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 18044, 11 August 1922, Page 8
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