I -won't rive you a piece of my apple !" snapped his sister. " Well, that's what I call ingratitude," said the boy. " Yon forget that I Droke the piano so that you didn't have to practise for a week." Jack: " No; I don't sea Mav as much as I used to." Jill: " Really! Why, I heard you were engaged !" Ja'ck: " That's just it. It's dark in the drawing- room when I call now." Brown (shaking his fountain pen!: "You have no idea how easily these*pens run!" Smith {applying a piece of blotting paper to his trousers): " Oh, I have an inklinff!"
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Evening Star, Issue 17312, 27 March 1920, Page 8
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100Page 8 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 17312, 27 March 1920, Page 8
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