A boot was charged at the West London Court with having been drunk. "I am sorry," said the Magistrate, "to see you here on this charge. What happened?" "Wall, you see, sir," said the Scot, "I fell into bad company. I joined the train at Glasgow, your Honor, with a bottle of whisky, and all the other five chaps in the compartment were teetotal!" Just the cream of the best oats goes to make DOCTORS' CEEAM 0' GROATS. Try this delicious New Zealand preparation; always freßh.—[AdvtJ
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Evening Star, Issue 17062, 5 June 1919, Page 7
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86Page 7 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 17062, 5 June 1919, Page 7
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