Couldn’t Catch Bobby.—Papa: “ Bobby, you had a little more spunk you would ;tand better in your class. Now, do you know what spunk is ?” Bobby : 44 Yes, sir. Its the past participle of spank.” He's a IHihire at Either Game.—" I hope that Wilhelm has not decided to take up politics," mused Senator Sorghum. "Why?" * Because a military man can be definitely disposed ot a potiUcnaa never quits."
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Evening Star, Issue 16994, 17 March 1919, Page 7
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68Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 16994, 17 March 1919, Page 7
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