Polite Waiter: “ And on which side of the table do you prefer to sit, sir?” Rural Patron: “Don’t get funny, young feller! *’m argodn’ ter sit on one of them there chairs.” “Have you* heard the way Charles disgraced his father?” ‘'No; marry the cook?" Worse. The governor cut him offi with a million, and now he’s riding around in secondhand aatos.’’
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Evening Star, Issue 15914, 21 September 1915, Page 7
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62Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15914, 21 September 1915, Page 7
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