EASIER NAMES.
Some awful names have come to view Since war began; But now the tides of war lead to The river San. Another name, too, brings a smile To the lay mug ; We can pronounce that in good style— Tho river Bug. For Oomsk and Bjkyx we little care: They daze a man. We much prefer that tuneful pair. The Bug and San. —‘ Kansas City Journal.' AMBITIOUS. Little Boy: “ Teacher, I’ve found a feather, and I'm” going to plant it." Teacher; “ What are van going to plant it for, Willie?" Little Boy: “To glow a rocsie* teacher.’’
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Evening Star, Issue 15914, 21 September 1915, Page 6
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98EASIER NAMES. Evening Star, Issue 15914, 21 September 1915, Page 6
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