"' Don't you know timr t.o drive a nail yet without smaehin' your finger?'' asked the hodcarrier. "No, and neither do "you." replied ;he carpenter with the injured thumb. *' Sur«, I do. Hold the hanwKt in both hands." Eager Young Man (who ha* caJldui ii]» adored one): '"I can't wait, any longer, dear. I really had to 'phone. Will yon marry me?" Gentlo Voice Cm reply): '' Why, yes, of cqut so I will. But haven't you got the wrong number?" Survival ■;.- -Teacher : "(.'an you tell me which i hiss of people lives the longest?" Pupil,.; " C'eiitenariaiiSj I believe!"
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Evening Star, Issue 15697, 11 January 1915, Page 7
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97Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 15697, 11 January 1915, Page 7
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