Husband: " Why don't you wear your coat?" Wife: "It's last winter's." _ "It's just as warm now as it was last winter." " True; but I don't need it 60 much. When I see all my neighbors with new coats, I feel hot enough without a coat." Soldier in the Woodshed.—"l eaw your father taking you to the woodshed yesterday morning, Willie. W T hat had you been doing?" ""Nothing. He just took me out there to meet a soldier friend of his." "A soldier? Who was he?" "Corporal PunMhruoat."
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Evening Star, Issue 15480, 30 April 1914, Page 6
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88Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 15480, 30 April 1914, Page 6
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