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Evening Star, Issue 15478, 28 April 1914, Page 9

In certain medical circles a funm story was recently told of a man who went to a quack doctor for treatment. Ho had a sharp pain internally, and remarked that it might he caused by his habit of sucking the point of a lead pencil. The quack said he was Buttering from lead poisoning, and gave him some pills, which he said would cure him. Nest day the man came bads very angry. “A friend of mine has examined the pills yoii gave me, he said, “ and they are only bread. vn course they are,” was the bland reply. “ Don’t you know that bread is the finest thing to remove pencil marks with ? You didn’t want me to give you india rubber pills, did you?”

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