NEW INDIGESTION CURE

Evening Star, Issue 15344, 19 November 1913, Page 1

NEW INDIGESTION CURE

Sand—jitt plain, sand—is the latest micgestion for it.i ing indigestion and other internal troubles. The ww "cure" w;v(■ificovorcd by Mr John Fifzgibbon, th<3 president nf an jron company in M untie, Indiaina. In the words of Ihe patent medicine advert ificments lie had been t sufferer from indigestion for years, but tw: or three deecs of washed, sand made hivi :>. new man. Ho told his friends of his nieroveiw. ?»lost. of them jeered at him a? a. crank, but two of his fellow-victim* j from dyspepsia gave his cure a, trial. Now tb.'?y, ton, declare that they ai" cured, and never felt, better ini their live-s. Mr FitzgiLbon fays that while he take*; hU t-and baked, fome people find it mor<» efficacious raw, and if baked ga.nd doe? not suit them, ho declares, they should try it parboiled. '' Beft.ro -I took the baked pnind cure," he. tays, "I. was nervous, generally run down, and subject to violent, a' tacks of stomach trouble, which made in" worthless at my desk and a nuisance to my friends a.nd ;ny family. If there is anyone in the world who fee-k bettor than I do tliess days, or who can stand more. wotk and ho ple-asantcr about it than myself, T would like to pet a look at him. Th« sand I use is the common ordinary fand with the dirt picked ant-."

TO A GOLF BALL. T ,Voe, painted, rubber-hearted ha', Thy sonsie boauty's gano awa'; For I maun hack in grasses ta' Thy whited bond : To bash theo with the niblick's blaw, Is woe indeed. Alas! if 'twere :nn partner Braid. H-c-'d tak' a glower where ye hae laid, And lift thee wi' his canty blade, And ye wad roll, Wi'out a dent or ecaur to raid The rounded hole. A. STODAKT-WilliEß.