BREAD AND CHEESE

Evening Star, Issue 14638, 7 August 1911, Page 8

BREAD AND CHEESE

A cjuple, advanced in years, got married lately. The husband had a room in the liouse securely locked,- the inside of which his wire had never seen, and, being curious as. to its contents, she begged again, aud again to see the room. At last he consented, when, lo and behold ! the room was full.of whole cheeses. He explained matters by telling her thai, for every sweetheart he had in his young days he bought a cheese. His wife began to cry. "Don't cry, dear," he continued: " I've had no sweetheart since I met you." " It's not that." she replied, still sobbing. " I only wish that I had been as thoughtful as "you and bought a loaf of bread for every man that kissed me; we could have had bread and cheese enough to, last us all our days." SOME OLD THINGS ARE BEST, AFTER ALL. There have been many advances in medicine, many ne>v and valuable discoveries, but nothing in the line of bronchial discoveries that can compare with Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for giving quick and permanent, relief. All of tho ingredients are well-known curative agents, and there is no experimenting when we recommend you to try this old and reliable remedy.—[Advt.]