WHERE AM I? •• Wiii-re am I V the iuvaJid exclaimed!, waking from the Jong delirium of feveraod fa&iirri tije oonilori thai Joking hande had supplied. " Whew sm I—ia heaveaf "No. dear," cooed his wife; "I am still Husband (reading the paper): "I see that Prince Harold i» dead." Wife (an Anglunia-Tiiic, inexpressibly chocked| : "Is it possibie: It seems too sad for anything. Wiiat was the can.*-; of b* death?'' Husband : "Hfl trottoi a mile in 2aria 26{flec, and then died of blind staggers." " Bear Clara," wrote the young mas, " pardon me, bat I'm getting m> forgetful. I proposed to ycu last night, bat reaflv forgot whether you said *\tfi' or 'ifo.'" " Dear Will/" she ropikd by note, " so glad to hear from. you. I know I eaad 'So' to someone last night, but I bad. tagottea just
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Evening Star, Issue 14638, 7 August 1911, Page 4
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137Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 14638, 7 August 1911, Page 4
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