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A man named Wood one «idy met a friend called Stone. " Good morning, Mr Stone," said Wood pleasantly, "and How is Mrs Stone and all the little pebbles?" "Quito well, thank you, Mr Wood," replied Stone. " And how is Mrs Wood and all the little splinters?" What is Woman?—" What is woman?" asked the fipeaker at a public meeting. " Woman," replied a man in the audience—a married man—" is an animate being with the power of speech abnormally developed, raid entirely surrounded by a dress that buttons up tho back."

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Evening Star, Issue 14535, 10 December 1910, Page 12

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Untitled Evening Star, Issue 14535, 10 December 1910, Page 12

Untitled Evening Star, Issue 14535, 10 December 1910, Page 12