Hostoss: '-'Has Harry proposed yet?" Guest: " No; but he's thinking seriously. Last night I caught hirn reading 'How to be Happv Though Married.'" Experienced.—"Pshaw!" scornfully ejaculated tho fond mother. "What do you know about babies?" "Very little," humbly acknowledged the bachelor, who. had ventured an opinion, "except that some years ago I had considerable practice at being one." "Mr Smith." spoke up the young lawyer, ''l cotno here us a representative of your neighbor, Tom Jones, with the commission to collect a debt due hhn."i, "I congratulate you," answered Mr Smith, "on obtaining so permanent a job at such an early stage in your cweec."
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Evening Star, Issue 14535, 10 December 1910, Page 11
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