Slow Waiter : " Have I ever been in the country, sir? No, sir. Why do you ask''?" Tired Customer: " I was just thinking how thrilling you'd find it to sit on the fence and watch the tortoises whizz by."
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Evening Star, Issue 14531, 6 December 1910, Page 6
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38Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 14531, 6 December 1910, Page 6
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