The Lady : " Nearly been drowned fhreo times, have you? Dear, dear! What were your feelings, I wonder?" The Salt: ''Same each time, lady." The Lady: "Just the same on each occasion? Thai's very strange. What wore they?" The Salt: "Wet, mum!" Fair Guest (at wedding reception!: "Do you see that gentleman with black moustache, waxed on the ends? I'm sure he admires me. He hasn't taken his eyes off nic the whole evening." The Hostess : " Mercy ! He's a detective engaged to watch "the presents'." BOWEL COMPLAINTS IN CHILDREN. The most successful medicine in use for bowel complaints iu children is Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy. It can always be depended upon to cure lyscntery. This preparation lias been' in constant use for nearly 40 years, and has met with uniform success neijwhere.—fAdvt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 14531, 6 December 1910, Page 1
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133Page 1 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 14531, 6 December 1910, Page 1
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