A well-known bald-headed J.P., while lecturing ;i prisoner, siiid: " This is your fiftysixth appearance, before me, and I am inclined to think that your character is as black as your hair." " Your Honor," replied the prisoner, "I'm afraid that if one's character is to be judged by his hair your Honor would have no character afc all." Golfer: " The day I get round three links in less than a hundred, I'll give you it shilling. Sandy!" Caddie: " Hoo will I want it wltca I'm diwiu ma Mild age pension i!"
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Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 7
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90Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 7
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