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Evening Star, Issue 14225, 26 November 1909, Page 8

A good man, struggling with adversity at i the telephone, cried : “ Look here, is there d an idiot at the end of the wire?” In a' t still, small voice came the soft answer which . turneth away wrath : “ Not this end, sir.” 11 Grace: “Yes, she loves to play whist, e but it almost drives her crazy.!’ Harry: “How so?” Grace: “Why, she has an s impediment in her speech, and by the time y she can ask ‘What’s trumps?’ it’s-some- ’ thing else.” . • A boy leaving school was saying good--0 bye to his head master. “I owe you 0 everything I know, sir,” he said. “My - dear boy.” was the reply, “ don’t mention such a trifle."