Doctor (examining patient whose knowledge of pharmacopoeie is limited): “Do you ever take spasms of breathlessness, my man?” Patient: “Xo, doctor; I never take anything but cod-liver oil.” ‘‘You see that strapping, robust man? When I saw him last night he had one foot in the grave.” “Extraordinary! Who is he?” “He is playing the Gravedigger in ‘Hamlet’ at the local theatre.” If you suffer from Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica, or Lumbago you can speedily obtain relief. A bottle of KELBTJMO, the one remedy for these uric acid diseases, has cured many a sufferer. Remedies claiming to cure nearly every disease will not give you relief. RHETIMO' 'cures because it removes the cause. Sold at all chemists and stores, 2s 6d and 4s 6d; per bottle,—[Advt J .
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Evening Star, Issue 14225, 26 November 1909, Page 1
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126Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 14225, 26 November 1909, Page 1
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