PLUMS WERE SCARCE, A poor man wakod into a choap restaurant and called for a pennyworth of plum pudding. On being served, he asked the lady if she would do him a favor. She : "It all depends what it is, «r," He : M Could you tell me if any tram cars run. this way V She : "What do you want to know for, my good man?" Ho : " Becauxe I should want to ride from ono plnm to another, ae I couldn't walk it. I'm such a bad walker,"
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Evening Star, Issue 14117, 21 July 1909, Page 6
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88Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 14117, 21 July 1909, Page 6
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