Father (angrily): “If my son marries that actress I shall cut him off absolutely and you can tell him so.” Legal Adviser- “I know a better plan than that. Tell the" rirl.” *" What is this peculiar key on your typewriter? I never saw it on any before.” Fiist! My own invention. Whenever you can’t spell a »word, you press this key, and it makes a blur.”. For children’s hacking cough at night Woods Great Peppermint Cure: Is 6d a,.’ 2s 6d.—[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 14038, 20 April 1909, Page 8
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81Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 14038, 20 April 1909, Page 8
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