Brown : “I hear you are the happj father of twins?” Jones : “You are mistaken. I am the father of twins.” Lady (collecting for rummage sale) : “But what- do you do with ycur old clothes';” Busy Artist (bluntly) ; “Wear ’em.”
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Evening Star, Issue 14036, 17 April 1909, Page 2
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39Page 2 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 14036, 17 April 1909, Page 2
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