A youth -who much desired to wear the matrimonial yoke had not sufficient courage to '" pop the question." On informing his father of the difficulty be labored under, the old gentleman passionately replied: " Why, you great booby, how do you suppose I managed when I got married ?" " Oh, yea," said the bashful lover, " you married mother, but I've got to marry a strange girl." The next time you feel bilious take a dose of Chamberlain's Tablets, and see how quickly the trouble will disappear. They cleanse and invigorate the stomach, and give one a relish for his meals. They also regulate the liver and bowels.—[Advt]
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Evening Star, Issue 13145, 29 December 1908, Page 3
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105Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 13145, 29 December 1908, Page 3
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