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Evening Star, Issue 12943, 5 May 1908, Page 7

A pouting bride on her first sea ’ wntas home: ‘'The motion of the 1“" n W u ß » i mm i Know of nothin" to compare with it for boredom, unless it x- ~ . , ... unless it be your honeymoon, when you have marned for money.” Jitti: “I promised my old ’ooman two years ago that the first tune I ever corned home inebriated I’d give her a five-pun note, and I’m proud to say her’s never had it yet.” George: “Ah, iW, but I reckon ,8 thought every other night she wuz entitled to four pun nineteen an’ six.” C Patient: "Doctor, do you think that lie arc occasionally Jmried alive’” tor (reassuringly): “It never happens to my patients.”