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Evening Star, Issue 12884, 6 August 1906, Page 8

' Equal to the Emergency.—" What are you doing here?" demanded the man of the house, ■■ Suddenly appearing on the scene.. The burglar, thoiigh surprised, retained" his presence of mind- "This is a. part o' my iniiiation into ■ the Alnfaabetta Chunmadella, fraternity," he said. I gota do it, pard. I ain't tafcjn' 'iinafchm' bat a' necfcfcie. Would ya -mind shootin' a, hols through this-cap, so's I can show it to.. th« boys ?. . Thanks;" Whoreupon jhe- backed to. the window, climbed out, slid down the corner pillar of ,the porch with, a acquired by long practice, and; vanwished in the darkness. '.* When the Worm Turned.—Waller: "What "was : all; that fuss' about before I came in ? 'Been.' having: trouble with the janitor again oVer the heating ?" Excited - Tenant (showing ■Hoothmarte on-bis-"'-fist): "Not-this time.! ,rve>been letting the janitor ;ba»e'a /'-lot:of ir«^blo.w^tfc^mci , ' •-;•■: