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Evening Star, Issue 12871, 21 July 1906, Page 2

"It res like ris,” explained a. German, wha had twice came to grief , ui 4, isteepMuse. "Ven vc koms to ze first fence I did ay hotso vttd jomp, hut he did not joxhp, so I vent over Jus head. Ven ve koms t' ze second fence I did rink he' vnd ■ toot i mp, and he did jomp, so 1 vent over his tail. The guest of the - evening was a sc-ly or.d very deaf old army officer, and the "irl cn his left was afraid to say anything, as ene had to speak so loudly; but) asthe huit came on, she got desperate, and ventured the remark: “Do you like bananas, colonel?" “No,” growled the old officer,'“l prefer the old-fashioned nightshirt.” For colds in the head and iiiftaenaa, Woods’ Great Peppermint. Cure, is-6d and 2* ItvPec ]hofctle.—tAdrtJ' •-••••■