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Evening Star, Issue 11893, 22 May 1903, Page 7

Astonishment.—Schoolmaster: "Now, Barney, how much will two fours make?"' Barney: "Forty-four, sorr." Schoolmaster: " Och, such nonsense. Now suppose I put four pennies in your hand, how much wouid you have," Barney: " Fourpence, to be shure." Schoolmaster: " Well, suppose I put fourpence on the top of that, what would you have?" Barney: "A fit, sorr. Oi couldn't belave it." Cash Preferred.—At the conclusion of hearing an assault charge, the decision was announced as follows: —" Twenty-one days or twelve and sixpence, with costs." Defendant : " What! which ever Oi loike. Well, jist give me the cash an' God bliss ye gintlenien; ifs the heart of kindness yes hav eatoireiy." Kerosene, best quality, largo tins, 3s sd. At Wardell's.—[Advt.] JJANDES AND SONS' EUCALYPTI EXO TRACT.—Under the distinguished patronage of His Majesty the King of Italy, awarded Diploma at the International Exhibition, Amsterdam. Acknowledged by Medical .Clinics and Universities all over the globe. That the crude, resinous oils which are now foisted i.pon the public under the name of Eucalypti Extracts may not be mistaken for our Pure Volatile Eucalypti Extract we state: It is proved by tests made by the Medical Clinics of the Universities at Bonn and Greifswald (Prussia) that only products that are saturated with oxygen and freed from acids, resinous and other adherent to primary distillation substances will develop the curative properties possessed by the plant. All crude oils, or so-called Eucalypti Extracts, which are used for mechanical purposes only and abandoned long since as an internal medicament, are discernable by—(l) their deficiency in pungent odor (which our product, the only genuine Eucalypti Extract, develops most freely through its surplus of oxygen); (2) their alcoholic, thin, ana mobile appearance, being rethiced in specific density, through the presenee of acids; (3) their taste, the result of the contracting tendency of resins and tannates. To avo:d the appalling consequences resulting from their application in croup, bronchitis, diphtheria, djsenterv, internal inflammation, etc., insist on getfing SANDER AND SONS' ?URE VOLATILE EUCALYPTI EXFRAOT. and be safe. '(s/ '"' USE THL Big'^' 1 Corn and so keep your feet right. CUR£S CORKS JVITHOUT PAtN. .V! ALL CHEMISTS U STORES. PRICE \Jm 1 1 (\f\ f\ COPIES Daily is the Circulation JJLUUI/ of tlia 'Eveninz Star.i