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Sorrow. —"I have beard of millionaires .who consider it a misfortune to die rich." " Yes, and the worst of it is that they can't get any sympathy."- ' A tragedian gave a performance of 'Hamlot' at a little town in Yorkshire. The supporting company was not much better than the leading player, who was greeted ai the .opening of the third act wjth every evidence of dissatisfaction. He came to lh«> footlights, struck a dramatic attitude, and said: "Look here, Ui»' knows ah didn'twrite this play !'* It needs Lord Byron's brflluuit pen, His clever, brainy he*d, To toll vis how and why and %hen tfoirie people *re not *ead. ' But since he's gone we'll tell tie way How pood health to assure, L ,"' And colds and hacking coughs sJlay,

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Evening Star, Issue 11666, 28 September 1901, Page 1

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Page 1 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 11666, 28 September 1901, Page 1

Page 1 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 11666, 28 September 1901, Page 1