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•‘Good Samaritan (irascibly) V ‘ r You told me, Mr Jinks,-the other day, when I relieved y6ur want, that your oqn was serving the Queen, and how I find that ho is a- convict at Dartmoor.’* Mr Jinks: “ Well, sir, it isn’t for the likes of lie to question Where Mot Most Gracious Majesty wishes /to employ ’Arry’s services.” , A certain judge is a man. of grim humor. One tune, in the lobby, a member d£ the Bar was seeking to convey the impression to B m. °? whom tho Judge Was the centre' that his income from his profession was very large. “I have to Cam a good deal," the lawyer said. “It seems a largestory, to tell. Judge, but my .personal expenses are £2 000 & year. _ It_costS me_that to live.” .. u liuit i 8 too much, brother’ S—said the Judge ; I wouldn’t pay it; it isn’t worth it.”

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Evening Star, Issue 11361, 3 October 1900, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 11361, 3 October 1900, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 11361, 3 October 1900, Page 7