The Teacher : *.' Now, children, this is an exercise in mental arithmetic. All follow me carefully, and I hope that every one of you will be able to give the correct answer. Listen —If I divide among the twenty of you forty mince pieß, ten veal pies, one hundred pork pies, and sixty pounds of cheese, what will each of you have ?" The Class (unanimously) : " Indigestion!" " Did you say that Jenks owed his financial success to his own power ?" " Oh, no, to his unole'a will power. He left everything to Jenks." On orieket field, In many a test, Australian boys Lave got the best Of England's crack, selected men. And this they'll often do again If but their systems they inure By using Woods's Great Peppermint Cure. -[ADVT.J
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Evening Star, Issue 10691, 2 August 1898, Page 1
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127Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 10691, 2 August 1898, Page 1
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