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A Disagreeable Helative.—A carb-uncle. Child of the Son.—A grandchild. Second ight—a man in a Scotchvilfase, whohad a good telescope, looked at bis third 1 cousin through it, which brought himaa near aa a first cousin. Preserved udc —“ The Obnhtms are a* frugal people;” says an- A mericain writer after \ visiting the Berlin opera house; “As soon as the opera was over the man m front took wads of cotton from his pocket and stopped on his’ ears to save the music he had paid for.” 1 o not call a man a liar unless yon vdsh to' gam the respect of his wife. Moral—try.it r When yon are eloping with another fellow’s' girl don t stop to argue with the cab driver. Acountry paper, man obituary notice pf a eubs r.ber’a son, says ;—“He was an- un-' | common smart boy. Had a little too much I cuno ity, perhaps, or he wouldn’t have peered* so fatally into the muzzle of his father’s toad ad shot-gun.”

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Evening Star, Issue 4419, 28 April 1877, Page 1

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Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 4419, 28 April 1877, Page 1

Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 4419, 28 April 1877, Page 1