ASK YOUR CHUMS...
Which is a room you can never go Into? A.: A mushroom. Q.: If a girl fell into a river why couldn't her brother save her? , A.: Because he could not be a brother ana assist her too (a. sister, top). Q.: Why are tall people Maziest ? A.: Because they lie longer in bed. Q.: How many sides'has a. ball? A.: Two. Inside and. out. Q.: Why is the letter; F like a banana skin? ' ~.•:•'■. A.: Because it makes all.fall.. Q.: Why is the letter T. like an island? A.: Because it is in the middle, of water. Q.: What- letter Is' most useful to a deaf person? >:' ■'■■■■''* ;"■'■ ' ? ' A.: A..:: Because itsnakes her hear. Q.: At what time: of. the day was Adam born? :• . ■ :, \j'' ,\ • . , A.: A little before cv& , Q.: What fish carries a weapon? A.: A swordflsh. -.-•'- Q.: When .was beef; the highest? A • When ,the cow .jumped over the moon. Q.: What dojwe breakjby Just naming it? A.:-Silence. - >;,: '-'v' '' . \ •, - Q.: How does "a stove feel when full or coal? • ' ' ■■■'■;. '"■' ■*':'■' ' ■■ ■ ■ ." A.: Grateful. : '■>:.■ >■ • ■ ■ Q.: What is it wWcb, Increases the more it Is shared? . ■■■ iUS»'*^,---''';; -• -■• ■•■■'-• A.: Happiness;-, ?ry";v '■"'■• ■'■'"■'.
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Evening Post, Volume CXXXI, Issue 27, 1 February 1941, Page 19
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193ASK YOUR CHUMS... Evening Post, Volume CXXXI, Issue 27, 1 February 1941, Page 19
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