FORFEITS
Games which require a penalty often leave thf players at >i loss to know what to suggest as a forfeit. Here are some new ones to try. Gn to an imaginary microphone and broad- I cast an account of the party. ' Place a enndle so that everyone In the room hut yourself enn see it (on your head). Bite an inch of the poker. (Easy Stand an inch away from the poker and bite). Scratch cniir roes without bending. (Best if you use a walking stick). # •» •* DINNER-TIME RIDDLES. Q. —What is the difference between a farmer and a dressmaker? A.—One gathers what he sows and the other sews what she gathers. Q.—When is a turkey like a ballot box? A.—When it's stuffed. * «■ * There was a young man so benighted He never knew when he was slighted; He went to a party. And ate just as hearty As if he'd been really Invited.
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Evening Post, Volume CXXX, Issue 150, 21 December 1940, Page 17
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