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* Why is a nosj never twelve Inches long? Because it would be a foot. .'. X- A Why did the willows weep? » *■ Because the flowgrs were wild. Why is a carthorse like a benevolent old gentleman ?■ ■ Because they both stop at the sound of woe. What can be made, longer by cutting the end of? A ditch. Why are boys' hards like c.mels?.--.-.. Because they can go a longtime without Water. What is hot on a cold day? B'.ustaid. What herb Is like a wise old man? Sage.
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Evening Post, Volume CXXVI, Issue 80, 1 October 1938, Page 20
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88RIDDLE-O Evening Post, Volume CXXVI, Issue 80, 1 October 1938, Page 20
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