Page 19 Advertisements Column 1

Evening Post, Issue 2, 2 July 1932, Page 19

"= ~~~^ 58 Extra t Eggs [~~ ]£&E>>^'^ ~ '''' [_, Wit and Humourjjj (lp>§s§^ wl^! ; THE AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE INCRIMINA.TION* £"* **" "^^S^^j^^^^^^ %^ \ ? " Smith was watching the- joiner ho had "Which one of jou children ate the ■** \^A emplojed to eiect a henhouse grapes I had in the cupboird'" asked ****»«=»»— CTo> >4y By the way,' he said, picking up a Auntie ' 'Tn nna mnnt-li from 1-1 hiv-icf JE3? ~ V* loose plank, '^hat are these holes in this There was no replj '^W theie's no W Onf n , l?°i 1 I "1"0? 1 * * S^ / w°°4' use denying it," sud Auntie "I saw the SPLENDID INCREASE IN __„ { __ Tho=e are knot holes," the jomer ex- seeds and skins on the floor" MID-WINTER EGG YIELD " * ' N PSI fbr tit j * ii. At length the youngest spoke up "It Damp, muggy weather, -with spasms of t*. ground PleCe °£ W°°d t0 th° V SnL m °' T tle , h n»ald> " °aUSe * freez^S cold < ™ the conditiras which IllSUre Look here," he exclaimed, "don't jou ' ' handicap hens it this season Egg sup YoilT Child Healthy Skin think I know a hole when I see it'" TTTI? r T TTt\TTVr rvwr jhea ln conse(lueiicc are dually most "*" vamu ncuiny 3Kin . THE CURATIVE CAM! irregular H you are disappointed _n thrOUffhlife A group of "old bojs" stood talking your egg returns don't blame the flock "«-«i*gi* June COMMA OMITTED ab,°i l, t thelr schooldiys way t k dt] s i loltage 1S to - "■ The pretty youn g teacher was giung ' f^Xjll ttS f» «" **■ Poultry* S^e &X *»fy ™8 of denrf^ofeWa^r-o^bts °^ e U "^"Srot *Tcured you Cutfcra S«lip ' W« SIT^ aft en£ mg , „„,. ._. didn't it'" abundance naturally and without forcing „ in the garden grow," said the hanpy fel In tlme of, tl)al» what brings the great -eggs from them nuJune Thinking they OS requited. low with a blush est comfort'" shouted the preacher Should do oettci 1 decided to try yom . "An acquittil," inswered a loice. f/om -Rarswood Poultry Spice Am pleased to Foi sampleSoaßandO.nhm^ REPROACH congregation t , hof &,_ ,£££%£££? S W ~ . „. , "f^ , THE TRYSP for Juhj Thc V a'e sUU lm Jin9 ln spite \ v-o .oyancy.jN.&.w. Mile Straphanger 'Madame, you are „ ,„ , a 4. , \ r 0 <>/ i/ie cold and I expect the ~ : ' 7e dm^°B^ fn;eg,ourp,rdon I ffi £f^ e^,^ «" £!U££££A£!2M thought it belonged to the n£n sittmg minutes late" Or.g^McUeTo^fl^fn .ecUon ffijlfflsnHE2fc^C» rivOLiGH S\IB Karswood Poultrj Spice is obtimable V^V4 ■nA-no in^Tr'tr Would be Emplojei Ha\e jou ami trom all and Stoics at the %A !^<W g^B T> j 1 «Vi ? AUVIOI!' leferences'" following standaia letail prices fib wSATcLDh^^ liodigal' rather Ive a notion to Would be Employee "Sure, here's the packet, pi ice 1/, lib packet, puce 2/ . ■ .^■Ul^u wil. UlkDGMgf%f\t% *nmi rM)FEfiH)i: ■ , IIHII9WVVVI# ."' h»v e 'to th.-ni >ou tor ..mpl 1 % liKli IWIiHHMHIi 11 fi 1 •' * poultry 'spice m n: ijrxsKai V. Wrll^i TSEf S ill II P' X' I 1 J lag ' becau»« >* contains ground insects, mccl " lon * Mt want"— (Dr) P s£r tiJil Hi' "l l»lllllliv111 FCP but no cayenne pepper^etc; , , WRITE BOX 12. TE ARO, WELUNGTOM lII*--. jf WHITTAKER'S " Boproduced by permission of the Proprietors" tit "Punch" SUPER NUT TOFFEE 1 BP* T " * * "No, I hai en't got any income to pay ta-s: on But what I really came f RHUM AND buttEß j o _ t bfc in to se© you about was to collect the rebate on my wifo and<ehildren " I^H^^Sf FLAVOURED TOFFEE . ____L: *BPy LIQUORICE TOFFEE, All Sorb * . "*! ''NOT LIKELY FORMALITY. tee A psjchologist canje upon a hard work Maid "I will see if mistress is at home IV/Ml \AI .. «- , ing Irishman toiling bareheaded in the (Commg back)—l am sorry mib&ess is ' ' MeUO-MlntS " ' ' ' " SHf r. «t. not at home" | Psvchologibt Dont you know that to Lady Visitor "Whit a shame' I ha\e r ■■»■■- v t^\l • «,.^hr.?n?»» U* a °n unfort«"^«'y forgotten my visiting cards > \ ===== _ , ====5= ■ Irishman %Xi *, ln f n' a h Maul "Tbat doea uot raatter I told thStn I h?d rtn?^a,ns^ °*" ' mStreSS who JoU_Z!l e" A IT *" EXCEPTIONS ENCOURAGEMENT ' We do not use All 12/XB.Ct Heck 'Does your wife always get the 'J,, 51181'^ 01" do. anyt2lm? finer tban Plaster of Paras w^_ , - *" ' list word that," said the artist as he displayed his « « Ij^.-^.-.^ J li # " I Peck ' Not always, she talks with other last Panting for impressions rvCDrOQUCEiOTI ' women" 1" exclaimed his friend, "you ••-*■£»» w-*%a^/wxv^ «._ . mustn t lose heart, old man" p >^k t j 4 diffeeently put — or your iNatural Mother "Did you remember to say wWM RECEPTION __ , i Thank jou much for having me, Hostess (introducing new arrival) "This I PP rh * '» I\e enjojed myself \ery much'" 1 is Captain Banks, who has just returned *^C__ , t lomtny Yes, only I cut it short, and from a \lslt to the Ardtic regions" t said. lhanUs. I\e been hid \erj nice Pretty Guest "Oh, do come nearer the 1 fire Y°« must be cold" JggggngMgmHßmataggK PQ /I 0/O this half crown " ■ bt^unTiCT T TKrr> "Yes sii " mnrmuied the waiter sol NOTHING BETTER RbMUDtLLIiHIi ja^MS3^i™a<h"«!i J«a*«se i'sac repairs ,s/- ---° ° would suit me fine ' b^^^^^^^^^^^^^b||^buaum^^^^^^h ___________________________ SOMETHING TOWARDS IT ' l____________________________________________________________________________Hi -, . , Two city men hippencd to meet m a MAKING SURE. <9^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HBl eleplKHie restaurant and commenced to discuss a Big Sister "Betty, whatever are you 41.070 mutual acquaintance crying for' I could hear you right down VimmmrmmmnmmmmmmSSm^BSm tl-OIU , tt^o^ IS, Tlecem getting on'" asked one the street " ~„,!. s"rte<i company promoting, didn# Betty "I don't love you any more" "V " . B 'S Sister "Why'" "AnH h,™ r jP J Betty <r'Cause you said you could hear foi V rpJ VZ S m» j T O6! 8 .he a 6°ne mo cr>ing when you came down the stieet. TT^T^ /^ OT^ -rTTN ¥^ ST^ S\. O *T\ _^«-rft£&::s FROST ® FROST hes certainly got 1 complete 'change'■■* THE REFRAIN (FROSTS' LTD) THE TRLTH WEOL OUT conductor of £he amatem orchestra "' ta» ro" m r.oV^E "rf »wi' mh" '"mS^iTwKd «t a>« m,,k mo. Ist Floor - - Hotel St. George Building an?B.VSi >aS!w*- '"'r Wellington >nto the an. Brown looked up hopefully qnVTPTPTt ' 1 1 1 1 But alas, it wnsn't his ball that went soar- -, SIMPLER ing along the fainvaj, it was only a laree The s^ulle was mterviewmg an appli- |_B________ aH _ Maßß __ BßM|Bß ||^ HHM piece of turf s cant for a position on his land —————j ———a "' he exclaimed miaer- M __^ a>e JOU any education ' Johi'" he / ■'■_■»__■ His joun ? caddie nodded m agreement "l h y? yes« ,Bl,T'" s,all the labou^r M_^ X E C\W DC I| % oufeh^o^n^' ' ]t d°eS a blt sup^s? yofcfn ■ Vl#%i\C JU RE 11, J . The applicant raised a puzzled face N ■iff, CAMP*saw'" 6 f^yie x ever Curate "All my life I\e been unfor- « AEEEE «_i»S />UI/>ADV E(CCU» , wen," rephed the host "iust ti^ni. «f tunatc ™*n stJl a chlld l was lrft ali COFFtt AND CHICORY ESSENCE what^hey , 01 ,.d look Hke if they d^t' "^Ma.d , , w , ~,_„,, ;; y I —— do with it?" _-——_-—_____ --—————___— _-________________^__ A commercial traveller, hav^ne missed TOOTHACHE *,' . ll^^DEs^^^^B *_ «^ --. - tun 1°^ neC! mg trai n> found himlelf with I" Court the other day, counsel re ■^n^________| IfOnt CrY BAOVI ™.J ours to spend m a small village He marked, 'It is difficult to define a word , Mpm jMFS^B mmMm<J. m approached a porter 8 like 'toothache' in terms of language" T\ T^M ■._■■■-■-.. .^.. >».-...-. "No" 3 piCture hou<!e here" he asked ' Unless m bad language," said W witty L ) /■_______Qsß____H MkNTUAI ATI IM "A \.lhard hall or librae'" °PP°nent »i^J^B>^l . nWLM-lr f!" 'Wen i,ow 1 MAKING WORK &^H^^s^HL {ir is alwa V» in our medicine chest ' WB> d«w nto Uth? ÜBtore°U B tore° oTt^e'en A, udv f cMc* f , t} ie f b! g *?*?*" h°T to %J^ißW F ? s Uis constandy needed for "iff ThejHe just go^ ne w bacon"hce?"' y for a Job that he »had sedn ad^ei" (P blirn^cuf s» sprains, infections TOUGH "But> mv "icar man," said the manager fa of the skin, insect bites, etc. A hdj Vl , entprfninm™ v c "you are much to° late' "Why, I've had "^?^^ l^MT*B_r^ -< . .. smill son "Arcf you n S ?f bend's over a thousand applications alrcadj'" JBJIB 1 For Safe at Yonr Chemist cutjonr meat TommY?" B he XJ° U °an Andy looked «iou B litful | f ■ "Yes, thank yo£» replied Tomn, - "We"'" he sald- *tel * hlle ' "h™ . : -————_l without looking up. "We often haveTas "* el7 ployine me to dval{i th? a PPh ■—,' „,, ■■—■■■ tough, as* this at home." * ■ ca^lons h h REALKM SHeIcNEW , Pfl 11P UIUIA M ' 0 r into T>»,,l &aid first artlst ' "rats got A K«>lfer who wished to mike an ap I 111 1111 llSf IMII U ■"»«-*»-• »^ day 1f S S! tudl° nA lle lle °n hoh- Pomtraent with the club pro called at the VWWWllllinil W FREE aay and rinned one of'his best pictures" l"»iae and rang the bell He was answei- ■ _ * *^" *"* *"- other aV 0 S urrU°e takt^it terbj tho professtonal's dimiQUt"e dau^ new CYCLES - 90/- To hdigestio* Sufferers rather badlj'" . B «I S Aour father in'" he asked After 12 rears; of m&tgcshon 1 »ecn«d ,f ? ,]$ oontrarv, no,' rephed the first "No,' said the little lady, "he's out ai« 1 ABMBC^ _»/•!■• the secret remadj of ku emineirt British S« qf / TnJ, let ' lle feoh 1-lthei Pleased S'vmg '-tmctibn to a ladj " GAS LAKIPS - 6/11 r d e ° h cJf ?" d ot^ SgSSLS^JtX'ZFSn ouiaj ot Lhee«e mock surprise, "'gtruction'is a large word CCC OIIP PRIf^PR stamped addressed envelope for refilr, I nrr,m^T,7T^~ for ■«<* a Sl^ll girl Do jou know OCl& V»UrC I"ltt^CO mU ]Bd , v then , detaih of a " Xi . MOTORING- STORY what it means'" ' mar.ahle remedy, Mr, J3. MOJ.TfiA.TH, , Chapter I-With Angel u >w,», said the child mstantly. «'ten 97 COURTENAT PLACE I PO 1092 Velto^ -* [ Chapter II —With angels, bob an hour" | ___________________-______—_________________| t , . ' ......iiihj