And a Little Bit of Fun

Evening Post, Volume CXII, Issue 150, 22 December 1931, Page 24

And a Little Bit of Fun

> "OrIRIBTMAS TIME." Red robing at Christmas? Alii We hare these->~ I'ragrant blossom^ on stately Irccs; And bell-birds rinelnic In golden chime Tor peace and eoodwlll at Christmas time. ' Found by ■"QTJEIiSI 0' THE MAT" (12). Torirua.

» ; "QUITE CLEAN." Mq(her: ",My watch needs cleaning It woq't BO," Bobby: "It's quite clean, Mummy, I had |t in tha bath this-morning." Brooklyn. "BIBTHPAY CHILD" (9).

GUESS THE ANSWER, A man and a woman wera trAwHtns in the came non-smoking compartment. Tbe man was smoking a pipe, so the lady snatched it from his mouth and threw 1$ 01H of tUe window. The : man picked up a smajl dog which the lad; had with h«r and threw H out of, the window. ' When they got to the next station they ..saw. tha.dog running along the line, and what do you think It had between its teeth 7 Ask your friends. They are almost sure to g!»e the wrong answer. Answer.—Why, it's tongue, of course, > Kgaio. "BLAOK-EfKD SU^AN" .{?). '

. "SCOTCH." ■ A, clergyman at a holiday fMort *M »"- nounclni the reaultt of thj Istt Punfey'n collection, "I »m glad to say that 631 «P, »H* VM obtained," hq eald. "I think we fiar* * vfeifor oi visitor* from AbetdueOt" "Ani" Mid X vole* from tha congregation, "there »r« nve of us." "ANONTMOUS" (II).

THE REASON. Bobby: "Why do you stir the pudding «• much, Mummy?" ffiimmy: "Oh, because it wouldn't «9 roun« if I didn't I" '■irHREBPBNNT SIT" (9). ■ Johnaonrille.

GUESS ME! Why Is a diamond like a kittenJ-r-BMauM H is a "dear" little thing. ■ ' What h*» three feet but no J)cad!-rA yard.' Why la a sailor never really a sailor!—Bai cause he Is either a-ehore or a-board. .Why does the tin whl4tle!~fc*caW « tl« °*°' "oombwi,-: (») ; Mlramar. What I* the lishteit aniqal in the worMf' —<A har«. Which is th* b«t year for frogs ?—{*at Tear. . , ■ v I Why la hen like an insect T—B«e«UM It 11» a ladybird,' >, "ATM" (12). * Newtown. • ■ ,

WHAT»THEY SAW ON CHRISTMAS DAY.' An|m»lg pUygd on Christmas Day f , Th<ir p»rt. Tha calm cows munching hkSm SUUdIBI In'the JUBle's Jight,' . i W«rq ntur Uietr Lord on Chriitmas night. *

Some tUtely camels capi* atone Und.r tt« ifaKllcM fljlwj Wit* MM, ■ ,*eldtnt their, heada M ttMMflt With priij* A* they drew n»w to W* .#)<!•. , And oi)t on the raeadowi huahej With sluef' The quiet, grazing .lamb* , »B(J iheep Suddenly over the itat-PlerMd eky Saw host? of anzels paiPiSl t>J.

MAIfOWZ WILSON.