NO NEED.
A woman had bought a new piano and was proudly displaying it to a friend. This friend knew that the woman, being of a somewhat frugal disposition, never had a fire lit in the room in which the piano was, and she therefore advised the piano-owner to have a fire occasionally to prevent the instrument being damaged by damp. ..- . . "Oh!" exclaimed the other, "we don't need a five! You see, we've put the piano against the wall where our neighbour's fireplace is/
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Evening Post, Volume CVIII, Issue 42, 17 August 1929, Page 21
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84NO NEED. Evening Post, Volume CVIII, Issue 42, 17 August 1929, Page 21
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