THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CVII, Issue 10, 12 January 1929, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

Why did Dorothy loayo school cause "she" 'could' 1 not possibly take it with tier, \ ."; , Why is an observant child like a seed potato?— Because he is all eyes, WJry can you pick up hints from, old people?— Because th.ey generally possess a few ■wrinkles. Why ia this newspaper liko \\ society liride? —Because ifc has pagoe. What tioo is in every hnnd J—-A palm, Why is summer-time like a. fog"—Bocause it is mist (missed). Why aio sheep-shearers such dancers 7 —Because they aro always wool-gather-ing- „ .' ' Why aie peli cans: extravagant I}— Because Ihcy always havo big bills. Why is <i billposter one of tho most j loyal of servants? —Because ho always sticks up for his employer. Why did tho cellar stale?— Because it saw tho coal scuttle. What can you keep after you havo giv<?n it?— Your promise. When must a dishonest man keep his word?— When, no one will take it. A WORD SQUARE. Heio are four meanings, which, written ono under the other, will make a squaro of words. Each word, of course, has four loiters. Part of a bird. A •thought. Tidy. A barrier. i Have you got them? '