THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 135, 9 June 1928, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

On which day of the year do we do the least work?—On the shortest day. Can you tell me why they have knots on the ocean instead of miles'?— There wouldn't be any tied (tide) without knots. Why arc piaiios very noble? —Because they are grand and upright. When is a good man unkind?— When ho takes a poor man hi. If you were to run along very fast, what would you make?— Haste. Why is raspberry jam like bad money?— Because it is not currant (current). What letter can never keep dry?— The letter "c," because it is always in water. A boy went out with his dog; it did not go before him, behind him, or on one sido of him. AYhcre did it go?— On the other side of him. When is a fish out of its element?— When it rises and takes a fly. What docs a ship weigh ?-i-Its anchor. Why is a lazy boy like a Christmas pudding?— Both are hotter for a good stirring up. . When does a baby .resemble a teaspoon?— When, it is a-tcething (a tea thing). GUESS MB. You all like sweets, of course, and you like as well as any. Do you wonder what this sweot it? I'll toll you: C&Y. Wonder if you'll be guessing*still next Ring Night, If you aro, I'll,tell you then. Here is a zooful of curious animals. But somehow they've rather mixed themselves up. Can. you sought their letters out? Lacme. Aecmhezipan. loecdoclr. Itefiagf. Logialr. Nopeuicrp. Eisrulqr. .Rottisoe. ''Snowdrop."