A FLAPPER'S ATTENTION.

Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 123, 26 May 1928, Page 21

A FLAPPER'S ATTENTION.

She: "I'm simply mad to hear all about it—do tell me!" He: "Well, we were just coming to that spot between——" She (with a blank expression): "I just remembered that dress of mine, it hasn't come. He (floundering): "You know that bad corner between the old church and Spotty s lane, where • " She: "Oh, those flowers you sent—they were simply exquisite." He: "And Jim was driving, you sec, when " She: "How exciting! Where did you say all this happened?" c lie: "Well, you see, we were just coming to that spot between " She: "Was that the door bell or the telephone?"' > He: "Well, you see, Jim was driving ami suddenly " . . She: "Did you hear anybody answer the door?" He (perspiring visibly): "Between the old lane and Spotty's Church we were just "coming to Jim's driving when suddenly the door bell ——" She: "I'll bet it was the telephone! But where on earth did all this happen?" He (dully): "We were driving along between Spotty's road and the old Lane Church, when suddenly Jim " She: "It was the telephone, I'm'certain." „ Ho (groggily): "\ou know*that bad turn between Spotty's road and the old Lane chine wo met when I was driving before we passed the old " She: "Honestly,. my dear, I can't bear it—l .mean I never heard anything so thrilling in my life." .. '.