THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 123, 26 May 1928, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

Why is the letter-Y;like nine inches? —Because it is tho. fourth part of a yard. ■ When is the sun like a jolly?— When it sets. - What animal reversed becomes a water-plant? —Deer —Reed. When is a hunter voiy noisy?— When he is s-talking. Why is a man getting off a motorbus like a lamp-lighter going to put out a. lamp?— Because heis.going to alight. . ■ What tool reversed becomes a game? ~-Levdr—Bovel. -■: •■ " ' What key in .music would make ..a good soldier?—A. sharp major.: ■. '. ■ What is ■ tho"-smallest place a person can move inf^-His shoos. When are your: teeth lileo your tongue?—-When they are chattering. Do you know whore most pussy cats live?—Purr-sia, purr-haps. - __^ .;':. ''■" cAisr you do it?^ . : ■ Can you discover, the names of nine carpenter's tools : which are vhidden in the following story?,;,..lS ~ is:only the wisest of the wise that will find them. The lad from Dorset squared his shoulders. I^e saw clearly that there would Ijo a brawl if Max exhibited annoyance. Bob, a fellow from Nottingham, merrily suggested that it would make tHeir plan easier if they had something to eat, Eyic, his elder brother, bade Bob race with him to the nearest wQetshop. later, I watched the whole riotous crew drive right away. PUZZLING! TOOK A L AN TRIP. 2104 :33E D BOY CO You will say what is printed above is curious, to say the least of it. Can you make sense of it?. Well, it means this-^- .... A London.boy undertook an : overseas trip to one of our colonies. See now? I wonder how many of, you guessed right? . .