EXPERT ADVICE.
The town hall was packed for the travelling melodrama, and the village audience followed the young heroine' 6 tribulations with breathless interest. She was having a terrible time.' In the space of five short minutes she was tied to a railroad track, narrowly escaped being dissected by a buzz saw, and had been thrown over the edge of a precipice. At last it appeared that she was certainly doomed. The villain led her into a lonely cave and cast her into the presence of a huge gorilla. "R-revengo!" muttered the villain. "Oh, what shall I do? What shall I do?" moaned the beauteous one.It was too much. The strain could not be borne for another minute. Up rose a man in the audience and yelled in frenzied excitement: . "Chuok him a nut, miss!"
The. lassos that are never kissed, Sad poets sing, are sweetest. And opportunities we've missed Must ever seem the meetest. But this is true,, ivhate'eiv inav mar The rcit of Fate's bright chances, The dsneos that we sit out aro The most delightful dincee.
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Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 36, 11 August 1923, Page 19
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179EXPERT ADVICE. Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 36, 11 August 1923, Page 19
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