HE WOULD'NT MIND,
The Pastor (driving to churoh, to pass' er-by): Where ars you going, John John: To church in the next parish.
, Pastor:-1 don't like that. What would you say if your sheep strayed to Eomeone else's property?
John: Well, afar aa that' goes, I wouldn't cay nothin' if the pastorage was better.
IT WAS GEORGE,
Sybil: "It's no use denying it. Maud. It was too dark for me to see who it was> but I saw some young man kiss you in the garden. I'm ashamed of you." Maud: "I don't see why you should be. I've often seen George kiss you." Sybil (engaged to George) 1: Yes,' but I allow nobody but George to kiss me." Maud: "Well, it was nobody but George who kissed me."
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Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 89, 14 April 1923, Page 17
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129HE WOULD'NT MIND, Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 89, 14 April 1923, Page 17
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