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Evening Post, Volume CIII, Issue 13, 17 January 1922, Page 2

NO one will worry any further about tho high cost of living. The Tramway Board and the Railway Commissioners will decide at once to reduce farei and speed up the service. There will be free admission to the races. Tho City Council will lower the rates. Domestic servants will insist on working overtime, and will refuse to accept wages. The Courts will bo empty,1 and policemen will be given a holiday. A docile burglar will call to toll you that your window is unlocked, and various other things—undreamt of at present—will come to pass, for an era of happiness and. contentment is near. JOSEPH COYNE IS COMING. JOSEPH COYNE IS COMING. There will be no more depression in Wellington after TUESDAY NEXT, 24th JANUARY, For on-that date J. C. WILLIAMSON, LTD., Will Present the Famous London Comedian at THE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, In the "PYJAMA PLAY," ' "NIGHTIE NIGHT!" "NIGHTIE NIGHT!" "NIGHTIE NIGHT!" The Comedy of 5000 Laughs. (Come and count them.) JOSEPH COYNE, JOSEPH COYNE. ! The original Danilo of the London pro- I duation o! "The Merry Widow." He is the1 one comedian whose methods have never been successfully copied. England is proud of him. He is the Coyne of the Realm. ! "NIGHTIE NIGHT I" "NIGHTIE NIGHT 1" "NIGHTIE NIGHT!" ' Is several hours of continuous laughter. ' It is the last word in brilliant farcecomedy. Its dialogue snappy and clever. ■ and its story—well, on Tuesday next you will know what it means to be tickled to I death. I The Play interpreted by J. C. WILLIAMSON'S PREMIER COMEDY ORGANISATION PREMIER COMEDY ORGANISATION BOX PLANS for""NIGHTIE NIGHT" (first six nights) open at The Bristol Piano Company FRIDAY MORNING NEXT. D.C. and 0.5., 7s 6d; Stalls, 4a; Gallery, Is 6d. Early Doors, Is extra. All prices plus tax. CHARLES BERKELEY. KING'S THEATRE, : COMMENCING FRIDAY, "BLACK BEAUTY," The life story of a horse, told by himself. EXT FRIDAY! At the PRINCESS THEATRE— I Paramount's Super Attraction, "TO PLEASE ONE WOMAN!" MATINEE! To-morrow, MATINEE! MATINEE! 2.30 p.m. MATINEE! Children half-price to all parts. Same programme as at Night. WIRTH'S i CIRCUS. IRTH'S CIRCUS. SHORT SEASON ONLY. / CABLE-STREET. NEAR TARANAKISTREET WHARF. THE GREATEST SHOW ON..EARTH! ALL NEW COMPANY FROM EUROPE AMERICA, AND JAPAN. SEE THE WORLD'S BEST, MATINEES DAILY, at 2.30 p.m. 5-MORE NIGHTS ONLY-5 ; TO-NIGHT, at 8. WIRTH BROS," GREAT PROGRAMME. i Prioes—7s, 6», sb, 4s, 3a (plus tax). j Box Plan at The Bristol Book Early and got the seat you want. I- ZOO open from 4 to 5 p.m. Animals fed 4.30. Adults Is (plus tax); Children, I ■ i—" ' - "M7ELLINGTON ANNIVERSARY '»▼ REGATTA. Held under the Auspices of the ROYAL PORT NICHOLSON YACHT CLUB. MONDAY, 23rd JANUARY, 1922. PROGRAMME: 18 a.m.—2nd-O)ass Yacht Race. Ist Priie £5, 2nd £3, 3rd £1. 10.15—lst-Class Yacht^ Race. . Ist Priie £10, 2nd £5, 3rd £C. 10.30—20 ft and Under Centre-board Boats. Ist Prize £3, 2nd £2, 3rd £I.' 10.45—14 ft One .Design. Ist Prize Silk 1 Pennant. AFTERNOON. 2.3o—Sailing Race for Coal Hulk Boats. Ist Prize £3, 2nd £1. 2.4s—General Handicap for Keel Yachts. Ist Priie'£7, 2nd £4, 3rd £2, 4th £1. S p.m.—General Handicap for Centreboard Boats. Ist Prira £3, 2nd £2, 3rd £1. 3.ls—Launch Race. Ist Prize £5, 2nd £3, 3rd £1. Entries CLOSE WEDNESDAY, 18th .January, at the Club House, Boat Harbour, at 9 p.m. Entry Fee for lat-Claas Yacht Race, ss; 2nd-Class Yachts, 3s. General Handicap for Keel Yachts, ss; ALL Centre-board Boat Races, 2a. Launch Race, 2s 6d; Coal Hulk Boats, Free. All Races to start from' Clyde-quay Wharf. - H. BATTEN, Hon. Secretary, Royal Port Nicholson Y»oht Club. NEXT FRIDAY! At the PRINCESS THEATRE— Paramount's Super Comedy, "KING, QUEEN. JOKER!" Featuring SID CHAPLIN. N.Z. NATIONAL SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS, TE ARO BATHS, 4th, 6th, Bth, 11th .'■■■, FEBRUARY, 1922. NOTICE TO COMPETITORS. AN Official of the Wellington Swimming Centre will be in attendance at the Centre Secretary's Office at tho V.M.C.A., EVERY EVENING between 5 and ,6, to ■ receive Entries. Entries close at Midnight, TUESDAY NEXT, 24th JANUARY '■: Entry Fees to be paid at time of Nomination. UPPER HUTT TOWN BOARD! THE SHOPS AND OFFICES ACT, 1908. PUPLIC NOTICE is, hereby given that a Special Meeting of the Upper Hutt, Town Board will-be held at tho Board Office on WEDNESDAY, 25th DAY OF JANUARY, 1922, to decide what work-ing-day of the week shall be the Statutory Closing Day in the Town District of Upper Hult. > . I \ Dated this 17Hi dnv of January, 1922. H, IS, lODOk,; ■■ Spjkj» PJ«*v