HIS SYMPTOMS.
A nan wearing a long countenance walked into a chemist's shop the other day for advice. "I seem," he said, "to have something queer inside,me." "What are your symptoms?" said thechemist. "About every quarter of an hour something seems to rise up inside and then settle back again." The chemist scratched his head and meditated awhile. "Look here," he said at last, "you haven't gone and swallowed & lift, have you, by any chance?"
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Evening Post, Volume C, Issue 87, 9 October 1920, Page 14
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75HIS SYMPTOMS. Evening Post, Volume C, Issue 87, 9 October 1920, Page 14
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