THE SCOTCHMAN'S GRATITUDE. Once a doctor used to harass, Bleed a man and keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and takes a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him he ' wouldn't live till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen, across the briny ocean, And always speaks of Morse's Pills with tenderest emotion. —Advt. For Children's Hackingl Couch, Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, 1» 9d, 2s 9d.— ; Advt.
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Evening Post, Volume C, Issue 87, 9 October 1920, Page 11
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81Page 11 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Post, Volume C, Issue 87, 9 October 1920, Page 11
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